"The only way I would be caught dead without makeup is if my radio fell in my bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue."
-Dolly Parton-
What We Offer
WakeTheDead LLC is an online/popup shop and event services limited liability company based out of and servicing Michigan. Our mission is to provide a variety of event services that cater those who enjoy the odder side of life.
-Stay Spooky-
Oddities Shop & Merch
Hearse Rental Service
(coming soon)
Ordained Ministry Services
Online/PopUp oddities shop featuring metaphysical products, spooky gifts, & homemade goodies. As well as your one stop shop for WakeTheDead LLC merch.
Not your "last" ride, but it's definitely the last thing people will expect at your next event! Wake the dead at your next event with a hearse "photo booth" or take a spin in our spooky rendition of a limo. (Yes, you and your party * space limited * can actually ride in the hearse)
Licensed, ordained minister, through AMM.ORG since 2023. Let us help you tie the knot! (non-denominational, unconvential, all inclusive ordained minisrty services offered to Michigan residents)
Budget Event
Coordinating Services
WakeTheDead LLC is proud to offer Budget Event Coordinating Services to help make your event dreams (no matter how wild) a reality regarless of your budget. (service levels vary contigent on budget. The term *Budget* does not included cost of labor hours)
